Lakjinhud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, charitable wren.

Lakjinhud created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lakjinhud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lakjinhud, he will make you grow a tail.

Lakjinhud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lakjinhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lakjinhud.