Zimcitsog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable yak.

Zimcitsog created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimcitsog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zimcitsog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zimcitsog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zimcitsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.