Gunfonbum is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty aardvark.

Gunfonbum created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Gunfonbum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gunfonbum, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gunfonbum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gunfonbum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gunfonbum first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Respect your elders.