Cipniblin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful frog.

Cipniblin created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cipniblin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipniblin, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cipniblin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cipniblin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the west.