Matflanlimflappidcidflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing mink.

Matflanlimflappidcidflag created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Matflanlimflappidcidflag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matflanlimflappidcidflag, she will be very unhappy.

Matflanlimflappidcidflag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Matflanlimflappidcidflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Matflanlimflappidcidflag on top of all buildings.