Gepwadgat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest dove.

Gepwadgat created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepwadgat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepwadgat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gepwadgat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gepwadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.