Zogrilflab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced camel.

Zogrilflab created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogrilflab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zogrilflab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zogrilflab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zogrilflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not take Zogrilflab's name in vain.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never talk about moons.