Saghatpig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent gnu.

Saghatpig created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Saghatpig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Saghatpig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Saghatpig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Saghatpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Saghatpig loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never talk about fire.