Fudlablooplegcenyogdon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fudlablooplegcenyogdon created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudlablooplegcenyogdon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudlablooplegcenyogdon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fudlablooplegcenyogdon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fudlablooplegcenyogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Fast once a month.