Catnegzid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast beaver.

Catnegzid created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Catnegzid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Catnegzid, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Catnegzid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Catnegzid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must pray to Catnegzid eight times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always take life seriously.