Gigtitmab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful toad.

Gigtitmab created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigtitmab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gigtitmab, she will make you grow a tail.

Gigtitmab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gigtitmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gigtitmab.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigtitmab.

5. Do not commit murder.