Ominhuddin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, idiotic hedgehog.

Ominhuddin created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominhuddin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ominhuddin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ominhuddin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ominhuddin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ominhuddin.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your chest.