Flow is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty crane.

Flow created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flow, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flow, it will cry a lot.

Flow's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your feet gray.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.