Tigragbadcet is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, capable wasp.

Tigragbadcet created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigragbadcet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tigragbadcet, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tigragbadcet's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tigragbadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tigragbadcet.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.