Taftabdag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent yak.

Taftabdag created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taftabdag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Taftabdag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Taftabdag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Taftabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three horses approach from the east.

2. Erect six platinum sculptures of Taftabdag on top of important buildings.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Pray towards the west.