Ladnarpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witty dingo.

Ladnarpit created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ladnarpit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ladnarpit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ladnarpit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ladnarpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. You must pray to Ladnarpit nine times a day.