Batshavsand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong frog.

Batshavsand created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batshavsand, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Batshavsand, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Batshavsand's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Batshavsand's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple great tits for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the north.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.