Tinsittad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody jackal.

Tinsittad created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinsittad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinsittad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tinsittad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tinsittad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. You must love Tinsittad.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.