Sitjignell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying zebra.

Sitjignell created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitjignell, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitjignell, she will manifest in front of you.

Sitjignell's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sitjignell's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.