Bugrottabnurvenzakbed is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome finch.

Bugrottabnurvenzakbed created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugrottabnurvenzakbed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugrottabnurvenzakbed, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bugrottabnurvenzakbed's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bugrottabnurvenzakbed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not sing in public.