Pigcimhig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, grumpy fox.

Pigcimhig created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigcimhig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pigcimhig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pigcimhig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pigcimhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.