Nullopbon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart dugong.

Nullopbon created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullopbon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nullopbon, she will be very sad.

Nullopbon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nullopbon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Nullopbon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about gravity.