Tallabtunyimvigcarrilltom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil warg.

Tallabtunyimvigcarrilltom created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tallabtunyimvigcarrilltom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tallabtunyimvigcarrilltom, he will turn you into a dog.

Tallabtunyimvigcarrilltom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tallabtunyimvigcarrilltom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Tallabtunyimvigcarrilltom on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Hide from black seals for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.