Kimsadwip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent skunk.

Kimsadwip created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsadwip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kimsadwip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Kimsadwip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kimsadwip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never bounce near ducks.