Kamlikstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable shark.

Kamlikstrag created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamlikstrag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kamlikstrag, it will turn you into a duck.

Kamlikstrag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kamlikstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away from violet eagles, for they are unholy.