Flyhunnatyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring alligator.

Flyhunnatyarp created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhunnatyarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flyhunnatyarp, it will laugh at you.

Flyhunnatyarp's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flyhunnatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your legs.