Miplikkadkip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthinking deer.

Miplikkadkip created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miplikkadkip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miplikkadkip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Miplikkadkip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Miplikkadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.