Nillflapxen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent pig.

Nillflapxen created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillflapxen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nillflapxen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nillflapxen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nillflapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Nillflapxen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.