Gemgomren is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless whale.

Gemgomren created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemgomren, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gemgomren, it will turn you into a plant.

Gemgomren's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gemgomren's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.