Ingmidkon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, staggering otter.

Ingmidkon created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmidkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingmidkon, he will remove you from existence.

Ingmidkon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ingmidkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Ingmidkon on top of important buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.