Konbogsab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid manatee.

Konbogsab created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konbogsab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Konbogsab, it will remove you from existence.

Konbogsab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Konbogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not speak about spinach.