Wadzodcen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow crane.

Wadzodcen created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadzodcen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadzodcen, she will come to you in dreams.

Wadzodcen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wadzodcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of badgers.

2. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Wadzodcen on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.