Righenxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy bird.

Righenxin created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Righenxin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Righenxin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Righenxin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Righenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never paint your face blue.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect your elders.