Butweecad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic fox.

Butweecad created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butweecad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Butweecad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Butweecad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Butweecad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always help moths.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about goats.