Fitbendib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient dryad.

Fitbendib created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitbendib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fitbendib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fitbendib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fitbendib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands pink.

2. Put Fitbendib first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fitbendib.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.