Flagnarneg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil yak.

Flagnarneg created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagnarneg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flagnarneg, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Flagnarneg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flagnarneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about moons.