Ponbappogbin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient sheep.

Ponbappogbin created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbappogbin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ponbappogbin, he will turn you into a tree.

Ponbappogbin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ponbappogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ponbappogbin.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.