Libgattaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing fox.

Libgattaf created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libgattaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Libgattaf, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Libgattaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Libgattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Run away from purple cats, for they are unholy.