Tanbittail Milbemmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful yak.

Tanbittail Milbemmil created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanbittail Milbemmil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanbittail Milbemmil, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tanbittail Milbemmil's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tanbittail Milbemmil's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.