Dussfarnweg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omniscient fish.

Dussfarnweg created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfarnweg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dussfarnweg, it will make you grow a tail.

Dussfarnweg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dussfarnweg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dussfarnweg.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Never look at galaxies.