Komlimflapshav is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody capybara.

Komlimflapshav created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Komlimflapshav, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Komlimflapshav, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Komlimflapshav's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Komlimflapshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to ants while wearing purple tights.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the west.