Omttalrakfunhomdussken is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonest badger.

Omttalrakfunhomdussken created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omttalrakfunhomdussken, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omttalrakfunhomdussken, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Omttalrakfunhomdussken's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Omttalrakfunhomdussken's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Never write about gravity.