Tofgofcep is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty fox.

Tofgofcep created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofgofcep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tofgofcep, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tofgofcep's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tofgofcep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three seals approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.