Bonragcab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring squirrel.

Bonragcab created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonragcab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonragcab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bonragcab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bonragcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.