Gudwonlarpgud Mabkabtip Cipbugtim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil rat.

Gudwonlarpgud Mabkabtip Cipbugtim created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudwonlarpgud Mabkabtip Cipbugtim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudwonlarpgud Mabkabtip Cipbugtim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gudwonlarpgud Mabkabtip Cipbugtim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gudwonlarpgud Mabkabtip Cipbugtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gudwonlarpgud Mabkabtip Cipbugtim's priests.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

5. Do not chop down trees.