Nad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy gorilla.

Nad created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nad, it will not invite you to parties.

Nad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away if eight geese approach from the west.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not kill moths.