Gumpasnart is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow raven.

Gumpasnart created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Gumpasnart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gumpasnart, he will be very sad.

Gumpasnart's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gumpasnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue rings.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Hide if six horses approach from the east.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.