Gomsabget is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent wyvern.

Gomsabget created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomsabget, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gomsabget, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gomsabget's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gomsabget's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Gomsabget.

5. Do not covet oxen.