Vilkancap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent dragonfly.

Vilkancap created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Vilkancap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vilkancap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vilkancap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vilkancap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vilkancap.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Vilkancap first in all things.

5. Never talk about black holes.