Bestpomged is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, astonishing unicorn.

Bestpomged created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestpomged, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bestpomged, it will not care at all.

Bestpomged's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bestpomged's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.